Episode 24: The Kliphoth Pt 2: Tree Climbers

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-j47pv-c2ba43

Join Asher and Vix as they climb further up the big magical tree thing that is the Klipothic spheres and tunnels and discuss such subjects as: Why you shouldn’t summon Beelzebub indoors (because that’s how we get ants), what demon to invoke for inspiration when you’re on the can, and how no one knows anything about sphere 4: Gasheklah as far as they can tell except that maybe you have to get naked.

There will unfortunately eventually have to be a part 3 because this shit is dense.

Episode 23: Break on Through to The Other Side: The Kliphoth Pt 1

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-txa6n-bba50d

In this episode Vix and Asher discuss their magical journey through the Kliphoth (Qliphoth, Qlippoth no one knows how to spell this word), what to expect in the mysterious spheres of the tree of knowledge, and of course, how difficult it is to transliterate Hebrew.

It’s Fucking Magick

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-wwbq6-b21505

In this episode Asher and Vix stay up late talking about how to use your genitals like one of those magical objects that grants wishes when rubbed, how to get it on with demons, why Castro Clones are all actually homunculi created for an unknown esoteric purpose, and how your hosts are fucking their way towards spiritual enlightenment.

 

Warning: In case that didn’t make it clear, this episode is… NOT FOR MINORS

 

Music is by Electric Mirrors

 

Hail Satan

Episode 19: The Origin of Love

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-zafen-ab8243

In this episode Vix and Asher discuss the Divine Androgyne, the Infernal Androgyne, the temperature of *censored* and much much more.

 

As always THIS PROGRAM IS NOT FOR MINORS.

Episode 18: Satanic Virtue and The Fast Zombie of Love

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-tdbs3-a56fec

In this episode (after a long hiatus) Vix and Asher return to discuss the difference between morality and virtue in Luciferianism, what Luciferian morality and virtue consist of, Chumbawumba, and apotheosis and are unexpectedly attacked by Ziggy The Star Cat (AKA: The Fast Zombie of Love)

Episode 15: What do Satanists Even Do?

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-s6kmv-9f29c0

In this episode Asher and Vix get into how their Satanic practice goes and what actually goes into being a practicing theistic Satanist. Spoiler: there’s a lot of incense and not much animal sacrifice.

Episode 13: Angels are Dicks

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-mcf3k-9c9dc8

Asher and Vix discuss just exactly how much angels suck, Asher explains with biblical citations precisely why he has a massive throbbing hate boner for Michael and Vix offers a series of suggestions for fun Christmas ornaments.

Episode 12: Satantically Panicked Part 2: Won’t Somebody Think of The Children?

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-enxhs-9c01ef

In this profoundly depressing episode, Asher and Vix correct some of their errors from the previous Satanic Panic episode, discuss the West Memphis Three, the stupid horrible story of the “dying Victorian orphan in a Dickens novel sweet” Bernard Baran, The San Antonio Four and WHY SOMEBODY NEEDS TO THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

This episode contains mentions of horrific things happening to children and adults, and is honestly not recommended for anyone because it’s incredibly depressing but especially not for kids.

 

Sources for this episode’s historical claims include:
We Believe the Children by Richard Beck

Sybil Exposed by Debbie Nathan

Satan’s Silence by Debbie Nathan

The Last Podcast on The Left Satanic Panic episodes.

Liar Town Satanic Panic episodes

 

Good causes include:

The Southern Poverty Law Center

The ACLU

The Innocence Project 

Help out with the prison strike

Music is as always provided by Electric Mirrors

Episode Ten: Satanically Panicked Part I: Therapists Need Boundaries

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-5esya-9a2f9c

In this episode Asher and Vix dive deep into the origins of the Satanic panic.  Origins which include: Ronald Reagan!  The LONG History of Blood Libel! Therapists who liked to prescribe Sodium Pentathol!  Charles Manson! Alligator puppets! AND SO MUCH MORE.

 

Sources for this episode’s historical claims include:
We Believe the Children by Richard Beck

Sybil Exposed by Debbie Nathan

Satan’s Silence by Debbie Nathan

The Last Podcast on The Left Satanic Panic episodes.

Liar Town Satanic Panic episodes

 

Sources for the beliefs of people during the Satanic Panic include:
Michelle Remembers

Geraldo’s Exposing Satan’s Underground special

Satan is Alive and Well on Planet Earth

Satan’s Underground

Minisode 1: Nobody’s Fool

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-qza5q-99db43

In this “Impisode” (Vix came up with that, he’s very proud of himself) Asher and Vix discuss the tarot card “The Fool”, get distracted by comparing the price point of various cults, and share their opinions on Thelemites’ fashion sense.

 

As always, this is an adult podcast and not for minors, largely because of our deeply juvenile senses of humor.