There is nothing as sexy apparently as looking like you’re taking a hairy blue shit… or literally have a raccoon up your ass.

Also how do you clean the hairy bit, because I’m sorry, but you have to clean the whole sex toy, not just the bit that was inside you.

These are both ridiculous and unsanitary.

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Also, you know, hey, why rag on Bukowski? The Big Bukowski is one of my favorite films ever. I just love the Koch Brothers and all their movies. They make me feel all nummy and wanting to shop at WalMart and wanting to get my backyard all fracked up and vote for Republicans. Tell you what, I won’t stomp on Mindy Kaling if you lay off Bukowski, OK?

He knows what he did.

Thanks, but I wasn’t done. I think your comment about The Mindy Project proves I was right in the first place about you really being Whitney Cummings after all. WC is co-creator of Two Broke Girls, which stars Kat Dennings, who was in Infinite Playlist with eternal boy-child Michael Cera, who was in Juno with Ellen Page who was in Whip It which Kristen Wiig was in and she was on SNL with Will Ferrell who was briefly in The Office (US) with… I think you see my point. My logic is unassailable.

How the Invention of the Alphabet Usurped Female Power in Society and Sparked the Rise of Patriarchy in Human Culture

Look it’s gross gender essentialist bullshit again.

This. Is. Not. Feminism.

How the Invention of the Alphabet Usurped Female Power in Society and Sparked the Rise of Patriarchy in Human Culture