There is nothing as sexy apparently as looking like you’re taking a hairy blue shit… or literally have a raccoon up your ass.

Also how do you clean the hairy bit, because I’m sorry, but you have to clean the whole sex toy, not just the bit that was inside you.

These are both ridiculous and unsanitary.

Thanks, but I wasn’t done. I think your comment about The Mindy Project proves I was right in the first place about you really being Whitney Cummings after all. WC is co-creator of Two Broke Girls, which stars Kat Dennings, who was in Infinite Playlist with eternal boy-child Michael Cera, who was in Juno with Ellen Page who was in Whip It which Kristen Wiig was in and she was on SNL with Will Ferrell who was briefly in The Office (US) with… I think you see my point. My logic is unassailable.

How the Invention of the Alphabet Usurped Female Power in Society and Sparked the Rise of Patriarchy in Human Culture

Look it’s gross gender essentialist bullshit again.

This. Is. Not. Feminism.

How the Invention of the Alphabet Usurped Female Power in Society and Sparked the Rise of Patriarchy in Human Culture