If Your Anti-Capitalist Praxis Involves Telling The Working Class About The Moral Superiority of Your Earthy Crunchy Organic FairTrade Lifestyle





You are 100% a servant of capitalism.  Your lifestyle is as “unethical” as any other because it is founded on the exploitation of labor, your “fair trade” ain’t that fair, your organic ain’t that green, your urban garden is probably poisoning you, and your pseudo ethical lifestyle isn’t accessible to us anyway, and if you’re telling us that that’s what resisting capitalism looks like, you’re doing capitalism a big damn favor.

this. although i fully support direct trade, sustainable food systems, and urban gardening.

I’m in favor of the abolishment of trade (fuck exchange based economies), scientifically sustainable food systems (what people who are into urban gardening consider sustainable nearly never is) and pragmatic steps to improve the availability of produce and not meaningless gestures which is what  urban gardening ultimately is

I feel like this is a hard trap to get out of because there’s no significant revolutionary cultures visible to most of America right now, so even a lot of working-class people wind up turning to the newage shit as the alternative to religious conservatism / nationalist militarism or whatever. And on a side note, the yield-gaps are maybe not so significant, if we consider that we’re currently producing way more food than human beings need? Like we could afford 9% or 20% less crop production if up to 50% of produce didn’t wind up being left to rot?

Also working the organic-farm scene last year was def a weird mix of rural people doing really vital transformative work in depressed post-mining areas, and awful liberal shitpolitics to the tune of “you shouldn’t be allowed to buy junk food with food stamps.” (I go out of my way to buy sno-balls with EBT at least once a month now.)

I mean I think that increasing crop yield per acre is really important to reduce problems of deforestation and desertification and allow soil more rest time (we also really need to work on not destroying fungal networks with plowing).  I don’t really think there’s any reason or excuse for using inefficient agricultural methods when they don’t make the product any better.

Like synthetic pesticides are better, safer, better for the environment.  Synthetic fertilizer is just as safe and infinitely sustainable unlike organic fertilizer. (source)

Devoting more land than necessary to agriculture is harmful to the enviornment and contributes to habitat loss, and I think distributing the amount of food we do produce and not losing productivity is quite important. (source)


Technical names for Kinks and what they are…


To celebrate all the wonderful, wacky and weirdness of love we have our ”Grab a paraphilia and some bishies and run with it” challenge.

Any bishie is up for grabs, any kink is up for grabs, the more of either or both the better. We`ll except fanart, photomanips, poems, ficlets, fics, rps, round robins just make sure you mention which kinks you have choosen and which bishies.

You can download the list as a txt file here, or in the channel from me.

Paraphilias in a relationship should always be approached in a safe sane and consensual way but since we`re talking fiction that becomes less of a requirement.

This is not a complete list and in no way covers all aspects of the listed kinks. Several were left off deliberatly and in no way do inclusions and or exclusions imply our condemnation or our approval.

If you`re writing a story that pushes the boundries of what would be healthy in a real relationship that`s alright. if you have another fetish not listed please feel free to use it as long as it does not deal with either child or animal abuse and you have a warning. please also note we reserve the right to remove anything without explanation

The list
note: in all cases these are extreme turn ons, instead of just things that one likes.


Ablutophilia – Baths or showers
Acomoclitic – Hairless genitals (see gynelophilous, hirsutophilia, hyphephilia, pubephilia, trichophilia) 
Acrophilia – High places
Acrotomophilia – Amputee partner
Acousticophilia – Aroused by sounds 
Actirasty – Exposure to the sun’s rays
Agalmatophilia/Pygmalionism – Statues/manikins or immobility 
Agonophilia – Pseudo-rape, pretend struggle or wrestling play as a form of foreplay
Agoraphilia – Sex in public places 
Agrexophilia – Excitement from knowing that others are aware of a persons sexual activities 
Algolagnia/Algalagnia – Love of pain
Allorgasmia – Fantasizing about someone other than one’s partner 
Allotriorasty – Partners of other nations or races 
Alphmegamia – Older men
Altocalciphilia – High heels (see retifism)
Alvinolagnia – Stomachs (see partialism)
Amaurophilia – Partner who is unable to see them during sex, blind/blindfolded sex partner 
Anaclitism – Activities or items one was exposed to as an infant 
Anasteemaphilia – Taller or shorter partners 
Androidism – Robots with human features 
Anophelorastia – Defiling or ravaging a partner 
Antholagnia – Floral scent
Aphephilia – Being touched
Apotemnophilia – self-amputee
Arachnephilia – Spiders 
Asphyxiophilia – Self-strangulation
Asthenolagnia – Weakness/being humiliated 
Audiophilia – Recorded sound
Autagonistophilia – Exposing naked body or genitals to strangers while on stage, while being photographed
Autoassassinophilia – Staging one’s own murder
Autonephioplia – Diapers


Belonephilia – Pins/needles/sharp objects
Biastophilia – Violently raping their victims


Choreophilia – Dancing to orgasmic release 
Chrematistophilia – Having to pay for sex or having a sex partner steal from them, being robbed
Chrysophilia – Gold or gold colored objects (see timophilia)
Claustrophilia – Being confined in a small space 
Coprolalia – Using obscene language or writing 
Coulrophilia – Clowns 
Crurophilia – Legs 
Crush fetishism – Seeing small creatures being crushed or being crushed


Dacryphilia – Seeing their partner cry 
Dendrophilia – Trees or fertility worship of them 
Doraphilia – Skin, animal fur, or leather (see hyphephilia)
Dracophilia – Dragons and serpents 
Dysmorphophilia – Deformed or physically impaired partners (see teratophilia)


Ecouteurism – Listening to others having sex without permission 
Electrophilia – Electricity 
Endytophilia – Partners who are clothed 
Erotographomania – Writing love poems or letters
Erotophonophilia – Lust murder
Exhibitionism – Showing genitals in public


Fetishism – An inanimate object
Fisting – pretty easy to figure out
Formicophilia – Sex play with ants 
Frotteurism – Rubbing one’s genitals against or fondling the body parts of a non-consenting person


Gerontophilia – Partner whose age is that of different generation 
Gynelophilous – Sight/touch of pubic hair (see acomoclitic, hirsutophilia, hyphephilia, pubephilia, trichophilia) 
Gymnophilia – Nudity 
Gynemimetophilia – Male impersonating a female


Haematomania/Hematolagnia – Blood 
Hamartophilia – Committing acts you consider to be sinful
Haptephilia – Becoming extremely aroused by being touched
Harmatophilia – Sexual incompetence/mistakes
Harpaxophilia – Being robbed or burglarized (see chrematistophilia)
Hierophilia – Sacred objects 
Hirsutophilia – Armpit hair (see acomoclitic, gynelophilous, hyphephilia, pubephilia, trichophilia) 
Hodophilia – Traveling 
Homilophilia – Hearing or giving sermons 
Hybristophilia – People who have committed crimes, people who are cruel/outrageous 
Hygrophilia – Body fluids or moisture 
Hyphephilia – Touching skin, hair, leather, fur, or fabric/specific fabric (see acomoclitic, doraphilia,gynelophilous, hirsutophilia, pubephilia, trichophilia) 
Hypoxyphilia – Sexual arousal from the limiting or withholding of oxygen


Kainotophilia – Change
Kakorrhaphiphilia – Failure 
Keraunophilia – Thunder and/or lightning
Kinesophilia – Exercise 
Kleptophilia – Stealing 
Klismaphilia – Being given an enema 
Knismolagnia – Being tickled
Knissophilia – Incense
Kopophilia – Exhaustion


Macrogenitalism – Large genitals 
Macrophilia – Giants 
Masochism – Being dominated/humiliated
Mastigophilia – Punishment
Megalophilia – Large objects
Merinthophilia – Being bound
Metophilia – Another person’s face
Metrophilia – Poetry
Mysophilia – Filth/foul odors/decaying material


Narratophilia – Discussing sex with others 
Nasophilia – Noses/nose (see partialism)
Neophilia – Anything new
Normophilia – Acts considered normal by their religion/society 
Nyctophilia – Darkness or night


Ochlophilia – Being in a crowd 
Oculophilia – Eyes (see partialism)
Oculolinctus – Licking their partner’s eyeball
Odaxelagnia – Biting/being bitten 
Odontophilia – Tooth extractions/tooth fetish 
Ophidicism – Reptiles 
Ozolagnia – Powerful scents


Parthenophilia – Sex with virgins
Partialism – Specific parts of the body(see alvinolagnia, nasophilia, oculophilia, podophilia) 
Pecattiphilia – Sinning/guilt
Pediophilia – Dolls 
Phallophilia – Large penis/large penis fetish 
Phobophilia – Fear/hate 
Phygephilia – Being a fugitive 
Pictophilia – Inability to become aroused without pictorial pornography 
Plushophilia – Stuffed toys 
Podophilia – Feet (see partialism)
Polyiterophilia – Sex with a series of partners 
Psychrocism – Cold/ice 
Pubephilia – Pubic hair (see acomoclitic, gynelophilous, hirsutophilia, hyphephilia, trichophilia) 
Pygmalionis – Rubbing one’s body against a statue/statue/manikins
Pygophilia – Contact with the buttocks 
Pyrolagnia – Watching fire
Pyrophilia – Fire or its uses in sex play


Retifism – Shoes (see altocalciphilia)
Rhabdophilia – Being flagellated 
Robotism – Robots in sex play


Sadism – Dominating/mistreating/humiliating one’s partner
Salirophilia – Ingesting human sweat or saliva (fluids with a salt content) 
Scatophilia – Obscene phone calls 
Scopophilia – Being stared at oneself 
Siderodromophilia – Trains 
Sitophilia – Using food 
Somnophilia – Fondling a stranger in their sleep 
Spectrophilia – An image in an mirrors/sex with spirits 
Stigmatophilia – Marking one’s own body/inserting foreign objects into it
Symphorophilia – Arranging a crash/disaster/explosion


Tantalolagnia – Teasing 
Taphephilia – Being buried alive 
Teratophilia – Deformed or monstrous people (see dysmorphophilia)
Thesauromania – Collecting women’s clothing 
Thlipsosis – Pinching 
Timophilia – Gold or wealth (see chrysophilia)
Transformation fetish – Depictions of transformations of people into objects/other beings 
Trichophilia – Hair (see acomoclitic, gynelophilous, hirsutophilia, hyphephilia, pubephilia,) 
Triolism – Three-party sex 
Troilism – Couples
Tripsolagnophilia – Massage


Urtication – Stinging nettles stimulating the skin


Vaccinophilia – Being vaccinated
Vicarphilia – Hearing stories about other people’s lives 
Vincilagnia – Being tied up
Vorarephilia – Fantasies about being swallowed alive 
Voyeurism – Watching others have sex


Xenophilia – Strangers


Zelophilia – Jealousy 
Zwischenstufe – Person of the same sex

They really need to rename pediophilia, it’s way too close to pedophilia