I’m like “…I’m from Brooklyn, my mother’s from Texas and my dad’s from a posh suburb of Boston, but I’m married to a New Zealander?”
Republicans: IF YOU’RE NOT RICH YOU’RE LAZY, SO FUCK ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY WORKS FOR A LIVING! IF YOU OBJECT YOU’RE A GODDAMN COMMIE. I BOOTSTRAPPED MYSELF INTO BEING BORN WITH A FAMILY FORTUNE!
Democrats: Hey now, I’m all for us keeping all the wealth and power for ourselves and all, but if you exploit the workers too much they’re going to rise up and kill us all, remember what happened in Russia and France awhile back?
Republicans: Can’t hear you over my guns!
Democrats: You realize that those won’t save you.
Republicans: Can’t. Hear. You. Over. My. Guns.
Republicans: *whisper* goddamn commie
Yes but I had to justify that joke somehow
I’m just going to remind you that I did make what I am actually like fairly clear, so that one’s on whoever let me be in charge of things.
I feel like what people do to meet beauty standards is relevant most of all in how it indicates the internal damage they do, after all how much pain must that standard have caused to make a woman coat herself in carcinogenic chemicals, or subject herself to surgical intervention. I mean like, I’m incredibly impulsive, have no self preservation instinct, am a masochist and will do nearly anything people tell me is bad for me that seems like it might be fun or get me some kind of attention, including communism and a lot of unprotected sex, so my getting cosmetic surgery is just a function of my essentially unbearable innate personality, but for people who never ate half a cup of dirt or did a week of preparation to picked to get topless on stage with a mid-level famous rock band in the hopes of getting someone to pay attention to them, what must it indicate?
Yes! D&G’s light blue is a very light clean soapy un-perfume perfume, it’s almost detergent like.
Dior’s J’Adore is a very lush sweet fruity white floral, heavy on jasmine (which is also used heavily in Thierry Mugler’s Alien and Paco Rabanne’s Lady Million to name two popular ones)